Stern's SIRIUS Debut

Hi Friends and Well-Wishers.

I hope that everyone had a pleasant weekend!

If you're not a Stern fan, you might not care about any of the following information:

Anyway, I took today off so that I could listen to Stern’s first broadcast on satellite radio. (I know some might think that I’m a loser for doing this…Oh well. At least I don’t have to go to work). It was quite good. A lot like the old show, but more uninhibited. Those seven words you can't say on radio don't exist here.

Stern also addressed the marriage rumours of late. He announced that he did marry Beth O! Then he went around the room, allowing everyone to comment. He then said that he was NOT, in fact, married. That was just a rumour. While he was in Mexico, a couple got married on the beach where he was…that’s it.

The revelations were announced today! They'll reveal who said what next Monday.

The contestants are: Howard, Robin, Artie, Fred, Gary, J.D., Scott “the engineer” Salem, Sal, Richard, Jason and Benjy.

The revelations:

1. I cheated on my wife and she caught me;
2. I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself when my family members went to the bathroom (an aunt and a cousin);
3. In the past year, I got a girl pregnant and paid for the abortion;
4. I think I’m addicted to porn. I jerk off twice a day and prefer masturbating to having sex;
5. I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn;
6. My buddy and I once ordered massage girls to our hotel room, but they ripped us off and we were left standing there in our underwear;
7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables;
8. I have a half-sister that I haven’t met, nor do I want to;
9. I’ve had cosmetic surgery;
10. A guy once blew his load on my chest;
11. I once had my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning, and when I woke up, an acquaintance (of the same sex) was fondling my genitals.

Some are outrageous, but others don’t seem so bad…I mean we’ve all done most of those things, right? Oh…Anyway, it’ll be interesting to hear the explanations…Whoever masturbated while watching relatives relieve themselves (if it’s not Sal) will probably be mocked forever…If it is Sal, it’s not so surprising because he’s fucked in the head…Also, Benjy tends to say things to get attention...

(Sorry to my pal 8th Dwarf who wasn't able to get the SIRIUS equipment. They were all sold out in this area...Stern mentioned that there are currently 3.3 Million subscribers...up from the 600,000 prior to his move)....

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For my pal S*...(and anyone who doesn't know who Kenny and Spenny are)...

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They made the independent film "Pitch" about what they went through to try to get their script sold in Hollywood. (It was about a mob boss who goes in for a routine hernia operation and gets accidentally gets a sex-change operation)...I didn't realize it was them until I watched all the season 1 dvds...Which were awesome, by the way!

Also, this is back bacon…

the link leads to the following definition:

Canadian bacon = back bacon = bacon (British) Notes: Canadian bacon tastes like ham and is much leaner than American bacon. It's made from pork loin that's been smoked and cured. Note that Irish bacon is also sometimes called back bacon. Substitutes: Irish bacon OR ham OR pancetta OR bacon (not as lean)

Anyway, that's all for now.

I'd better get up and do something.

Talk to you later.

Your Pal,

Zambo.