UFC Update
Hi Gang.
I just finished watching another episode of UFC:2...The fight was pretty boring. Last week's episode was better. Basically, it's like Big Brother and The Apprentice combined in a way...The teams compete in challenges and then the elimination comes as a result of a mixed martial arts match...So imagine, if you will, that you're learning from your coach (a professional UFC fighter - Matt Hughes in this case) and you're in the middle of fighting some guy when you hear, "Get the right arm in and then rain forearms on his face." That's way cooler on-the-job training than, "When there's not much going on, sweep the floor and check the oil in the deep fryer. Always try to upsell...Ask them to Super-Size or if they want fries with that."
Blue Team coach Matt Hughes (one tough sombitch...tremendous moxy for his size) had a funny quote again this week: "I don't want to hit him with the meat...I wanna get him with the tip..." He's actually referring to striking with your elbow. I guess it's only funny when you're in your living room at 11:05 pm on a Monday night watching these guys train to be the best ass kickers around...while eating baked goods and drinking pop...and writing blog entries...
In other news, be sure to catch "UFC 55: FURY" on October 7...
The main event is a heavy-hitting UFC World heavyweight title fight between current UFC champ Andrei “The Pit Bull” Arlovski and top contender Paul “The Headhunter” Buentello...
Forrest Griffin, Light Heavyweight winner of The Ultimate Fighter™ Season I finale, will battle against Elvis “The King of Rock n Rumble” Sinosic in an exciting undercard match. Sinosic marks a new opponent for Griffin, who was originally slated to fight Ian “The Machine” Freeman before he withdrew due to injury. In another much-anticipated matchup, former UFC Middleweight Champion Evan Tanner will face David “The Crow” Loiseau for an intense mixed martial arts bout.
It should be pretty sweet...I wanted to see how Forrest would handle "The Machine"...I guess it's not gonna happen this time...It should be a good event anyway...Joe Rogan (from "Fear Factor" is a great colour commentator...He is a former martial arts champion...) So that's what I'll be watching on October 7...
Anyway, I'd best be on my way...Conan's a re-run...I'll go to bed after Carson Kressley from "Queer Eye" is done...He's pretty funny...He's joking about Bangkok...for real...
Also, I'm of the opinion that Letterman is having (or has had) an affair with that intern, Vicky...She used to be called "Monty" and he'd get her to dress up in outrageous costumes for comedic purposes...The stuff they've been doing lately where he goes into the audience is fairly funny, but the laughs tend to die down when she does her shtick...not very funny...I'm just guessing about the affair...but it seems like there's something fishy going on...Maybe she's a big wig's daughter or something...
That is all for now.
Try not to home school your children.
Your Pal,
Zambo.
I just finished watching another episode of UFC:2...The fight was pretty boring. Last week's episode was better. Basically, it's like Big Brother and The Apprentice combined in a way...The teams compete in challenges and then the elimination comes as a result of a mixed martial arts match...So imagine, if you will, that you're learning from your coach (a professional UFC fighter - Matt Hughes in this case) and you're in the middle of fighting some guy when you hear, "Get the right arm in and then rain forearms on his face." That's way cooler on-the-job training than, "When there's not much going on, sweep the floor and check the oil in the deep fryer. Always try to upsell...Ask them to Super-Size or if they want fries with that."
Blue Team coach Matt Hughes (one tough sombitch...tremendous moxy for his size) had a funny quote again this week: "I don't want to hit him with the meat...I wanna get him with the tip..." He's actually referring to striking with your elbow. I guess it's only funny when you're in your living room at 11:05 pm on a Monday night watching these guys train to be the best ass kickers around...while eating baked goods and drinking pop...and writing blog entries...
In other news, be sure to catch "UFC 55: FURY" on October 7...
The main event is a heavy-hitting UFC World heavyweight title fight between current UFC champ Andrei “The Pit Bull” Arlovski and top contender Paul “The Headhunter” Buentello...
Forrest Griffin, Light Heavyweight winner of The Ultimate Fighter™ Season I finale, will battle against Elvis “The King of Rock n Rumble” Sinosic in an exciting undercard match. Sinosic marks a new opponent for Griffin, who was originally slated to fight Ian “The Machine” Freeman before he withdrew due to injury. In another much-anticipated matchup, former UFC Middleweight Champion Evan Tanner will face David “The Crow” Loiseau for an intense mixed martial arts bout.
It should be pretty sweet...I wanted to see how Forrest would handle "The Machine"...I guess it's not gonna happen this time...It should be a good event anyway...Joe Rogan (from "Fear Factor" is a great colour commentator...He is a former martial arts champion...) So that's what I'll be watching on October 7...
Anyway, I'd best be on my way...Conan's a re-run...I'll go to bed after Carson Kressley from "Queer Eye" is done...He's pretty funny...He's joking about Bangkok...for real...
Also, I'm of the opinion that Letterman is having (or has had) an affair with that intern, Vicky...She used to be called "Monty" and he'd get her to dress up in outrageous costumes for comedic purposes...The stuff they've been doing lately where he goes into the audience is fairly funny, but the laughs tend to die down when she does her shtick...not very funny...I'm just guessing about the affair...but it seems like there's something fishy going on...Maybe she's a big wig's daughter or something...
That is all for now.
Try not to home school your children.
Your Pal,
Zambo.
posted by Zambo at 12:47 AM
3 Comments:
Dear anonymous...
Using the word "cheap" to promote your product is "dumb"...Maybe try "inexpensive"...Or better yet, maybe try not posting ads in my Comment area...(I know it's automated)...
It would seem that the price of this "free" blog service is to deal with unsolicited ads from anonymous snake oil peddlers...Is it better than no comments at all? You see that someone has left a comment and you eagerly check it to see if someone would like to engage in a meaningful discourse...and then you find poorly written ads linking to badly constructed web sites...
I guess that's just the way it goes...
Good night.
Your Pal,
Zambo
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ME TOO...
CRIPPLE HER WITH YOUR TREMENDOUS LOVE HAMMER.
BTW, love your blog. Keep "it" up.
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